Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Noise Legend Steveggs interview 8-08

fIRST OFF THANX FOR DOING THIS WITH ME,I KNOW YOUR A BUSY GUY AND YOU REALLY HAVE NO TIME FOR LOSER FREE LANCE JOURNALISTS LIKE MYSELF!
 I LOVE loser free lance journalists. I'm really NOT that biz-e of a guy. I'm just LAZY as fuck most of the time!!! Thanks for even wanting to interview me. WHY??? I don't know???
1)YOU'VE GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING LOSER I'VE EVER MET.WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT STATEMENT?

 I think your 100% right on top of it. I understand what you mean 100%.
2)YOU CALL YOURSELF AN OFF THE WALL COLLECTOR FREAK!IF YOU COULD ONLY COLLECT ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHAT WOULD IT BE?
 PORN!!! That was E-Z!!!!
3)IF YOU COULD SAY ONE INSULTING THING TO JIM KONYA WHAT WOULD IT BE?
 You SumBitch YOU...what you trying to get me in trouble???
As Fun n' E-Z as it is to INSULT that dude He still is one of my long time pal's. I wish I didnt have to RIP on that dude as much as I do. Me n' him have a long long history together and I'v had 100 good fun times with him. BUT....On the other hand I'v had 1,000 bad times with him also. The dude's BAD SIDE over power's his GOOD SIDE by 4,000 mile's. Playing in bands with Konya for 15+ years has took it's toll on the both of us. We have ended our friendship in 2008 cuz he just fucking HATES me. I just don't have time for his BIG DADDY PANTS WAYS any more. The dude is a JOKE if you ask me. He's real fucking FAKE n' BULLSHITTY. I'm NOT into 2 faced dude's like him. AND...That sucks cuz the dude has been such a good friend for so many years. He still is a funny dude and I wish him the best of luck with doing ScHANZUER n' MINCH with-out me.
4)YOU HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN THE METAL/NOISE SCENE FOR ALONG TIME,BE IT BANDS OR TAPE TRADING,OR DOING YOUR OWN ZINE.WHAT IN YOUR OPINION WAS YOUR FAVORITE TIME PERIOD?



 My Fav time being involved in the underground has to be the 1993-1995 era. That's when I was NOISE-ING OUT the most. From 1993 to 1995 I recorded like 50 tapes with tons of freaks n' geeks. I wish I was still doing shit like that today. I just like NOISE-ING OUT for fun with TOTAL FREAKS. I Like the scene now adays cuz it's ALOT E-Z-ER to keep in touch with everybody. Back in the day snail mail was cool BUT...It's was alot alot slower.
5)YOUR LIFE SEEMS TO BE GOING NOWHERE FAST,WHAT IS YOUR PLAN TO AVOID THIS?


 If someone told me I could be a WINNER for FREE or a LOSER for $100 I'd pay the $100 to go be a loser. I'm HAPPY I'm nowhere. That's right where I want to be.
6)WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM OF ALL TIME AND WHY?


ACE FREHLEY KISS solo LP (1978). I loved it as a kid and it's NEVER got boring to me. I have it on CD, LP, Tape n' 8 Track YES...8 Track. The whole record just ROCKS start to end. It NEVER gets old to me and I'v rocked out to it over 10,000x's.
7)IS IT TRUE YOU ARE A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL?


 NO IT'S NOT TRUE. I like BIG HAIRY BUSH. Total 70's PORN. I'm into girls. I like to eat rug for hours and I love filling them up with 9" of POWER COCK.
8)IF THERE WAS ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD ALIVE OR DEAD YOU COULD HAVE DINNER WITH,WHO WOULD IT BE?
ALIVE would be Mark Hamill of Luke Skywalker fame.
DEAD it would be El Duce of the MENTORS.

9)WHY DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS WHEN YOUR A TOTAL FUCKING DORK?



 I have maybe 200 friends?? Out of the 200 I only talk to 10 of them from day to day. You can never go wrong with too many friends. What makes you think I have ALOT of friends??? Friend counts on MySpace means NOTHING...NOTHING at ALL. It might say I have 3,000 friends on my profile but that's becuz I collect fucked up page's, Porn Star's, Bands, cereal box's, Food, Fragiles n' Muppet's, Star Wars people, Video Games, Movie's and ALOT of my friends have 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 profile's. FUCK!!! I have 15 profile's. That shit add's up real fast on MySpace. I have like 10 really good friends and that's becuz they are DORK LOVER'S:)
10)IS IT TRUE YOU MAKE NOISE ALBUMS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN UNTALENTED ASSCLOWN?



YES THAT IT TRUE!!!
 
11)WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT?


 I hope real fucking soon cuz I'm sick of looking like GARTH from Wayen's World. My LAST hair cut was in 2005. I shaved my head bald and it's ALL grown back and I'm sick of long hair. I'll be going for that Luke Skywalker look soon:)
12)GIVE ME A RUNDOWN OF A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MR STEVEGGS?


Slack, Sleep, Stone. Then I move shit around my room and wish I could sell everything on eBay and make $40,000 in 2 weeks. I just like to go where the fun is. I do what I want when I want to do it. I zoom around MySpace ALOT in the middle of the night cuz I dont and never have slept good. I have very very bad sleeping habit's. It's like 4:10am now and I'm WIDE awake??? NO day is ever really the same. I'm a real big SLACKER and I do have time to get more done with my life BUT...It never seems to pay off so I just TAKE IT E-Z most of the time.
13)WOULD YOU AGREE THIS INTERVIEW IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME?

 No. I bet 4 or 5 people check it out???
14)YOU ARE SENT TO A DESERT ISLAND AND WILL BE STRANDED THERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,AND CAN BRING ONE OF THE FOLLOWING.
1)CD
2)FOOD
3)PERSONAL ITEM
4)PERSON

 1) BEST OF LED ZEPPELIN or BEST OF AUTOPSY or Bad Music For Bad People by The CRAMPS 2) SPAGHETTIO'S 3) A Lighter 4) My Bestest buddy LIZ or my X-girl GUINEVERE from San Francisco. I would just LOVE to see her again.
15)THANX FOR WASTING MY TIME AND DOING THIS STUPID INTERVIEW.ANY FINAL THOUGHTS OR COMMENT?

 Thanks Buddy. YOU = TOTAL FREAK. My final Comment is....
$10

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